Magical Mermaids...!

a stranger in a trenchcoat
passed across my boat

his boyfriend looks so sexy
i wanted to give him a hickey

he gave his lover such a frown
which could make my boat drown

but i still had hope
maybe i could slip him some dope

the boyfriend was behaving quirky
maybe he was desperate for a quickie

sex with this fine stranger
would definitley quench my thirst for danger

but only if he would relent
and come into my tent

so i decided to make my move
showed some skin n began to groove

i caught his attention
so successful was my mission

he started moving towards me
and along with him came his buddy

so he and the lover came down
while i was wihout my dressing gown

in our hearts a fire was lit
but on the bed,three os us didnt fit

the bed started wreaking
and to n fro we went on rocking

turns out we'd hit an iceberg
to our deaths we were going to surge

the lovers busy,were unaware
i grabbed a life jacket and left them there

but those guys are alive till today
turns out they were MAGICAL MERMAIDS!!!

Anna Alps
*k the credit for this highly weird ending goes to ANNA!!