Random Ramblings of Rhetorical Rebels

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

this happened to us- outsiders.
yesterday evening at our fav place...

Turkish Delight- rather a turkey vulture.

Hot cute guy sitting across
us at German Bakey, our haunt.
Bald guy with scary hair around
and a silly goatee to match,
happens to be hottie's friend.
With ciggies in his hand,
(the bald guy,unfortunately)
hijacks our favourite bench,
along with his other ugly friend.
Says "Smoking is bad for health"-
Bloody Filthy Hypocrite,
Asks," Do I look Indian?"
We nod, hesitantly nod.
Talks about himself, us and Bombay,
Then finally says,"I'm from Turkey."
Asks us a thousand more questions
to which we lie with all integrity and wit.
His ugly friend watches the show,
lets him try his best to hit on us-
very very bad attempt.
I'm busy making up
imaginary names and places,
while Anna's taking his number
force-fed to her N80.
Trying in vain to be un-obvious,
signalling urgent departure.
Some flimsy fake promises made
to meet on some unforeseen weekend,
we scram the hell out of there,
screamin,"WTF?!" in hushed voices,
walking as fast as my short legs
can carry the other short half,
bursting into giggles momenatrily,
turning around to check and double-check,
clicking " traffic in motion"
for some un-doable project, we finally
get a rick before the driver refuses.
Laughing our butts off in there,
we ponder whats with the place?
we always encounter such nutters,
asking ppl out all over space.
only way out: temporary avoidance.
for another two weeks( or mayb less)
lets say no- to german bakery.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Yellow ppl.
All bow down, d gr8 1 has arrived!! :P
Haha,well, today was too good for me so am not gonna say much n bore you'll.
Shall post a nice long post some othr time.
Just wanted to say 'greetings' to all you earthlings so,
YELLOOOOOOO!!! :D
Aite,time to scoot.
Peace & Love

ok this is it!(i hope)
our brand new own blog-i mean rather renovated and given an altogether different and useful(ahem, ahem) purpose, prior to which it was just an outlet to vent our(sub-groupies anna n me) "creative" "talents"!
the new purpose is: to derive maximum utilisation of blogger to vent out our
:)
:P
:(
:X
:O
:~!@#$%^&*()_= all tht we go through in this mundane existence of ours!!
(somebody jam me for this meaningless, grammatically incorrect sentence!!!!)

introductions:
1. the oustider-01 is me-alpana. it cud b anna too.
2. Sanchari is well Sanchari. wht more can i say??
3. Anna is oh well, you know who. (hehe- u knw who!! hopin she likes it!!)
4. Zubs is Jui, who we desperately hope will contribute sumtime, sumthing!!!
5. Gaurz- gauri. well once u knw her.. ohh u'll find out, u'll find it out.
6. Vagrant Seeker- well tht wud b me again, sum goof up i did..

now this is an extension (kinda) of the symbii 203 community at orkut.
(bad donut: cant get its url, blame d college... :P lol)

ok so go on..
plz post here- dont let it become redundant/useless/dormant/like 203 at orkut!!