Random Ramblings of Rhetorical Rebels

Friday, September 01, 2006

That (Fuckin') Day

I still remember that day
When we met at Denver's Bay
The blue skies seemed Gray
And you were wondering what to say.

You dropped your red hat.
And then on the green grass you sat
Accidentally killing my pet white rat
Which was tryin' to hide under the mat.

Seeing your beauty forgiveness came easy.
Seeing my love your cheeks became rosy.
Then we got together on my sofa,cosy.
And came together and got so busy.

Things started getting wild but you started crying.
Seeing your tears my heart slowed thumping.
Then your mood changed and we started fucking.
But after a while even that got boring.

Later I took you home in my red Corvette
Then you got horny and took off my jacket.
But your dad caught us and created a racket
And he freaked out and shot me with a bullet.

It hit me in the nuts,I couldnt even scream;
And then I woke up from the ghastly,horrid dream.
I started concocting a nasty scheme
And went off to build my screwing team.

Anna & Alps

one of d more crazy ones i'd like 2 believe..

Magical Mermaids...!

a stranger in a trenchcoat
passed across my boat

his boyfriend looks so sexy
i wanted to give him a hickey

he gave his lover such a frown
which could make my boat drown

but i still had hope
maybe i could slip him some dope

the boyfriend was behaving quirky
maybe he was desperate for a quickie

sex with this fine stranger
would definitley quench my thirst for danger

but only if he would relent
and come into my tent

so i decided to make my move
showed some skin n began to groove

i caught his attention
so successful was my mission

he started moving towards me
and along with him came his buddy

so he and the lover came down
while i was wihout my dressing gown

in our hearts a fire was lit
but on the bed,three os us didnt fit

the bed started wreaking
and to n fro we went on rocking

turns out we'd hit an iceberg
to our deaths we were going to surge

the lovers busy,were unaware
i grabbed a life jacket and left them there

but those guys are alive till today
turns out they were MAGICAL MERMAIDS!!!

Anna Alps
*k the credit for this highly weird ending goes to ANNA!!

A conversation across the divide:

What can i say except for my ass?
A lot of things my dear if u ask.

But i didnt really ask,did i now?
You did my dear,but didnt know.

Dont u know i never mean what i say?
But sometimes i get the meaning,without your say.

Do you really?i think the depths of my soul are too far for anyone to reach
Your soul i may be unable to reach,but the wall around is breached.

So you feel young one,it is too far early for you to understand
You think i'm juvenile?You dont even try to understand...

Give it time,a moment shall come when we will stand on the same plane
The time has come,but would you allow me into your domain??

Prove yourself worthy and you shall have what you seek
I dont know my worth and what i seek,so completely at sea..

Then leave now,wast no more time,there's a lot to find in a little while
I have time on my side,but havent found anything worthwhile

Then let patience be your friend and destiny be your guide
Patience has tired me,destiny cant fight against the tide

Have faith in what i say and stop leaning on imbecile negativity
Faith betrayed me,i wont be led anywhere by false positivity

You chose to defy my words,there is too much evil in you,i refuse to go on....
Alas!imust give up.even i'm too hurt,desolate to go on..
And on that note,i bid farewell i cant go on....


Finally Sanity is mine!

Anna Alps.